Sexual intercourse wherein one partner is positioned behind the other (i.e., "doggy style"), during which one or both partners are exceptionally high on hallucinogens, or at least have particularly good imaginations.
Boredom is the mother of innovation.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
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Get the dragon trail mug.v. When one is out of cannabis, they go on a tirade of using flame to scorch through any of their cannabis paraphernalia in search of any signs of left over bud .
Dude, I was out of weed and I didn’t have any money.. so I had to go dragon-holing to all my pipes, bongs and bowls to see if I had any leftover weed. Fortunately, I made like the dragon and scorched some green sheep, and I sourced through the nine realms for the rest of time.”
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Get the dragolf mug.Dragon Sex is the toughest most vigorous sex that a human can have, likely ending with someone in tears.
chad 1: cant wait to have some nice dragon sex with stacy.
chad 2: idk man, didnt you cry a bunch last time?
chad 2: idk man, didnt you cry a bunch last time?
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Get the Dragon Sex mug.Usually the crack head who has consumed, produced or purchased the most amount of dragon glass at any given time out of all fellow participating dragons, the Dragon King title can easily be passed around many times in a single sitting
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