Doing bits

Having sexual relations with somebody up until the point of sexual intercourse.

'Mate, what did you get up to last night with that lass?'

'Just been doing bits, so I fingered her pal'

by Goddess888 June 19, 2018

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Breakfast

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

＼(^ω^＼) Breakfast!
ARGHHHH

ಥ_ಥ *cries*

by 69ScrotumRubber69 September 26, 2015

Doink

Another name for the male penis. Usually only used if the penis is a talented one that can inflick massive pleasure for the sexual partner at that time. Someone can call their penis "Doink" only if they have never had even a medial compliment. it must be amazing!

Hey baby!! dont bite to hard on the doink!

Don't make me come overthere and throw some Doink down!

It's FREEZING outside and my Doink aint a bit shriviled!

Imma smack that hoe in the forehead with my Doink!

She took all but three fingers of my doink down her throat!

by iknowyourspot February 25, 2010

Doink

Sound effect of a penis enlarging.

Ronnel always doinks in class.

by Marvin_Jizzum July 31, 2010

Doing the Three Hole Punch

Treating your lady to having 3 various bodily parts (usually dick, tongue, and fingers/hand?) inserted inside of her during sex into 3 different orifices at the same time.

mmm I Three Hole Punched my lady friend last night. ;) ya know... your sister.

by §eth October 12, 2004

Doing a John

Entering a public toilet and using the facilities improperly; often involves leaving faeces in the toilet bowl without initiating the flush mechanism.

"See that bloke over there, the one with a newspaper, he is doing a John."

"Dirty bastard"

by Graham Marsh October 22, 2004

Doin in the Frankie

Disappearing, making good your exit, Slang derived from 'Frank Bough' meaning off

'Will you stay for another beer? - no I'm doin the Frankie'

by Fatmanswiss November 27, 2004