dorkbat

A huge goofy penis belonging to an utter nerd who unlike regular nerds is unfathomly attractive to women.

Those who claim a dorkbat do so to assert their status over fellow netwebizens in the most ultimate fashion.

Ride my dorkbat, bitch.

by sjfdklsfd December 13, 2008

dorkwis

A synonym of dork, an individual characterized by marked passion in a niche interest area coupled with a quirky demeanor. Dorkwis often connotes increased dork-character compared to that of a non-wis dork. The origins of dorkwis likely stem from the obsolete suffix wis, meaning certainly or firmly (webster's unabridged, obs.).

Hey dorkwis, stop watching House!

by Eric Strom October 30, 2007

dorkalopapuss

A fat lazy whore who's to stupid to get a life and still
lives off her parents is a dorkalopapuss.

she's a dorkalopapuss dick sucker with pussy stank who's a cock whore.

by rottenroggg February 28, 2008

Dorkloaf

One whom surpasses a garden variety dork in terms of ineptitude; one whom regularly goes above and beyond the call of duty of typical dorkiness.

In true dorkloaf fashion, J.D. tripped and spilled all of his heavy textbooks onto the floor of the crowded hallway on his first day of high school. It was like something straight out of a movie.

by robb-a-dob January 17, 2008

dorkskin

the skin of a dork. so yeah thats what it is yo.
you remove a dork's skin then wear it using dencher paste to keep it on. thats dorksin baby.

youre dorkskin looks so great!!

by cosa March 22, 2008

dorknobber

to be ones dorknobber
to nob on ones dork

i love you mah little dorknobber!
ie:

Your just jealous i'm not nobbin your dork!

by mo0nie May 1, 2008

dorkin

To play dumb, to mess with.

"Quit dorkin man! You know what im talkin bout!"

"I tried to talk with her but she was dorkin me like she didn't know what I was talkin about."

by scrappys girl May 2, 2008