Datedrop

When someone comments on a YouTube video to ask whether anyone else is watching it in the same month of the same year, sometimes under the illusion that other viewers give a shit, sometimes as deliberate spam

Hypothetical twelve year old: August 2017 anyone ?
Reply: I would order you to drink bleach if not for the legal repercussions
Hypothetical twelve year old: Chill boi its only a datedrop

by FuzzyDanglers August 21, 2017

dakedo

Dakedo is a japanese word meaning "But"

Man 1: "Yes! Dakedo won't it get cold?
Man 2: "I'm not sure dakedo we should try it out!"

Man 1: "Yes! Dakedo won't it get cold?
Man 2: "I'm not sure dakedo we should try it out!"

by Rivai Heicho October 25, 2017

dave yelverton

A person who typically works in a petrol station or garage.

“What do you work as?” “Oh he works as a dave yelverton”

by Trolley911 November 29, 2017

Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can

Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one

by Dave’s youngest Victim December 2, 2017

Dave Senior Tyee

Any Chinook salmon over 21lbs.

Me: "Hey Dave, how big do you think that fish is"

Dave Senior: "35 pounds!"
Me: *Puts it on the scale* "Wow 22 pounds"
David Summers: "A Dave Senior Tyee"

by HardyFisher December 5, 2017

Dadedoku

To express being immensely thankful

"Hey, your deep voice is absolutely mesmerizing!"
"Dadedoku."

by TheDigitalPlasma January 17, 2018

dave waterstreet

To do the Dave Waterstreet is to blast any animal in the radius of 100m. With such a steady hand he is unlikely to miss. Accuracy is his middle name. Destruction is his mantra.

Dave Waterstreet went to the woods to see what he could find, he found peppa pig and blasted her

by Monkeyman123960412 February 1, 2018