Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.
Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.
by Alfred Paca April 4, 2022
Get the Country Blumpkinmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Time FOrmat Was Inspired By <Booger>Mucus<boogeR>Artistry From The country Of Egypt<.7.9.7.6>
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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Time FOrmat Was Inspired By <Booger>Mucus<boogeR>Artistry From The country Of Egypt<.7.9.7.6>mug. Girl:do you know what day it is?
Country boy:December 1st?
Girl:*kisses him*. It’s national kiss a country boy day!!
Country boy:well I’m not gon complain
Country boy:December 1st?
Girl:*kisses him*. It’s national kiss a country boy day!!
Country boy:well I’m not gon complain
by HighVoltageOutdoors November 22, 2023
Get the national kiss a country boy daymug. Synonym/Noun, wordplay.
A tasteful and more respectful way to refer to any promiscuous individual who enjoys consuming, and/or being covered, or filled, with male ejaculate.
Especially one, whom, an individual would be pleased to be monogamous with.
A tasteful and more respectful way to refer to any promiscuous individual who enjoys consuming, and/or being covered, or filled, with male ejaculate.
Especially one, whom, an individual would be pleased to be monogamous with.
"that's not just any old back ally cum dumpster, that's a country gravy boat you can bring home to mom."
by Triton_Philosophy June 16, 2025
Get the Country Gravy Boatmug. When a man/women "shoots there shot"(asking out) so many times there's no chance in dating them. Just as a sign in the country, it's got tons of holes in it.
by CarlHasSmallWeezer July 24, 2020
Get the Country signmug. The name of general marketing strategy geared toward the disassociation of Private Businesses, Public Works, and Local events/areas of some historical importance from the more well known regional title “The Illinois Valley” or “The IV” to its aforementioned name. Stemming from its association in some objective proximity with Starved Rock State Park. Said strategy noted to be very unfavorable with locals, promoted mostly by ineffectual business owners and small town pseudo-celebrities on social media platforms.
by Goobergobbler December 9, 2023
Get the Starved Rock Countrymug. by Anonymous172727227 April 9, 2022
Get the Country boymug.