a sexy guy that has alot of girls that talk to him. he always is just there doing his thing. he has so much swag, he makes black dudes look bad. hes so cute, and he tends to take pictures of weird things and put it on the internet. he always likes to eat. he is a adorable boy who is on every girls mind
by the stalker who knows November 13, 2011
A homosexual who has no trust for straight people. I wouldn't have hated him, nor many else, but his statement "Do I like straight people? Yes. Because I love mythical creatures! BECAUSE STRAIGHT PEOPLE AREN'T REAL!" changed everything.
Chris Crocker is an extreme-o uber fag. He is the reason homosexual became gay -- which means happy, or weird; Also who homosexual became queer -- which means weird.
by jewel! November 16, 2007
Frontman for the best band in the world, Coldplay. Sings in a tenor and a high falsetto. Plays piano and acoustic guitar. (He is surprisingly a better guitarist than lead guitarist Jonny Buckland).
Married to actress Gwenyth Paltrow.
Chris Martin is an advocate for the Make Trade Fair corporation, which vows to make the superpowers take down tariffs for third world and developing countries.
Married to actress Gwenyth Paltrow.
Chris Martin is an advocate for the Make Trade Fair corporation, which vows to make the superpowers take down tariffs for third world and developing countries.
Chris Martin is more real than U2's Bono, for he takes on one cause, while Bono supports anything and everything - and comes out looking like a Hypocrite.
by Geoff L. August 06, 2005
A form fitting white ribbed sleeveless tank top, often worn by men while working out, lifting weights, or in other instances deemed appropriate for showing off their guns.
by alternativedrink September 14, 2009
Chris Crocker is a safety in the National Football League who plays for the Miami Dolphins (as of April 2008). He spent his college years playing for the Marshall Thundering Herd, and was drafted with the 20th pick in the 3rd round by the Cleveland Browns in the 2003 NFL draft. He has slowly become a decent safety at the NFL, and has 7 interceptions in his 5 years in the NFL.
Chris Crocker is a hard-working safety who is a solid NFL starter; the guy on youtube doesn't deserve to get more attention sitting on his ass whining.
by clevelandbrowns2008 April 28, 2008
by Gabloomy August 07, 2008
Arguably the greatest professional wrestler of all time. His matches are still widely available online: if you can stomach what he did, you must check them out.
Benoit had major success in ECW, WCW and WWE and is recognized by PWI and WWE as a two-time world champ, having held both the WCW and WWE World Heavyweight Championships. He was booked to become a three-time world champ on the night of his death, winning the not-yet-disgraced ECW World Heavyweight Championship, which would surely have carried on its legacy rather than have it become a worthless piece of tin that was retired three years later.
Benoit was always known as a good man, not a calculating, immoral guy. He snapped. Brain malfucntions can happen to anyone at any time, folks.
Benoit had major success in ECW, WCW and WWE and is recognized by PWI and WWE as a two-time world champ, having held both the WCW and WWE World Heavyweight Championships. He was booked to become a three-time world champ on the night of his death, winning the not-yet-disgraced ECW World Heavyweight Championship, which would surely have carried on its legacy rather than have it become a worthless piece of tin that was retired three years later.
Benoit was always known as a good man, not a calculating, immoral guy. He snapped. Brain malfucntions can happen to anyone at any time, folks.
Chris Benoit was the greatest technical wrestler of all time. Even the most heinous of crimes can't change this.
by Mr Harold June 11, 2010