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Chunt

When a certain person misreads "cunt" and adds a mysterious "H" to it...while even beinmg corrected on it learning center still utters a "WHAT? I DONT GET IIIIT"
Chunt Boyd
OMFG CHUNT?!
I work with fucking children!!CHUNT!!??
GET OUT OF THE CHUNTING WAY!
CHUNT?! ooooo there's no H! CUNT!
by chunt boyd April 13, 2003
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chunt

the small area of skin between a womans cunt and asshole. Like a six pack holder.
I picked her up by her chunt and she wan't very happy..then she let out a queef that knocked me over.
by dingfuchingdong June 11, 2003
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chunt

A pussy that is fat and greasy like a female version of "chode"
Sam has a chunt dude!
by Madrox December 14, 2008
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Counter-productive

1)When you are doing something productive or being productive near a counter or a counter-like surface.

Objects can also be counter productive, as in shelves or knife-holders.

2)When you are productive near something that has counting abilities or data-collecting abilities.

Contrary to popular belief, this does not have a negative connotation.
That organizer Ned bought from the store was very counter-productive!

Mary, you are so counter-productive in the kitchen with your excellent cooking!

The scientists are very counter-productive with that machine that records data by counting each trial!
by BearsHugMe June 15, 2011
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chunt

Chunt is cunt munt, that is, any discharge from the vagina.
She pulled out her tampon and chunt went everywhere!

I fucked her and there was chunt on my cock!
by philandeddy February 6, 2009
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Egg counter

Someone who predicts the result of something before it happens. Comes from counting how many chicks will hatch under a hen before they have hatched.
Douchey nerd "If my calculations are correct i scored 98% in that test"

Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"

next day

Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"

Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010
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counter-mohsenation

the natural decrease of mohsenie (pl) living in one and one third square miles. also see mohsenation.
the milatary have had a great effect on the rate of counter-mohsenation in this area.
by tom-o! May 6, 2003
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