Chinese Take Out

When you eat out of a Chinese bitch's pussy.

Yilin enjoyed my Chinese Take Out last night.

by Righteous Fist October 9, 2008

Chinese Rock Show

A burlesque hardcore strip-show in which dancers are poorly transexualised. Dancers predominantly own surgically enhanced breasts but have not fully removed the male genitalia, and it is this floppy, residual trait that is sought after when in attendance at a Chinese Rock Show.

Dude, I just got back from a Chinese Rock Show down in Chinatown. Shit was intense.

by A Gentleman June 3, 2008

Frozen Chinese Guy

Going out in sub-zero temperatures without a coat on purposely in defiance.

"Dude, I just pulled a frozen chinese guy!"

by Aly January 25, 2004

chinese penis trap

the act of putting glue on the tip of two mans penis's and then sticking them together. sleep with like that overnight. Wake up in the morning and have FUN!

Brad: Hey man what is up with you today?
Michael: I just had the chinese penis trap done last night.

by Speedy__898 February 28, 2011

chinese dim sum

Oral sex with/from a Chinese girl, particularly in the morning time around breakfast.

Suzie serves chinese dim sum every day.

by mnihnuht September 28, 2006

Chinese Penis Trap

A weird sex toy which resembles a Chinese Finger Trap, except it is made out of a softer material. Two gay men put their penises in it, and once "trapped" they take turns pulling away from each other to get gratification.

A sex magazine I was browsing had a really odd sex toy called a Chinese Penis Trap.

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. December 4, 2010

Stuffed Chinese Dumpling

While fucking a girl doggy-style, before cumming, take a plate of Lo Mein and dump it on her back as you proceed to cum inside of her while holding her in place.

I microwaved my extra Lo Mein so i could turn this bitch into a stuffed chinese dumpling.

by Chitty Wok July 28, 2011