Tiny Chiney Chubby

Meaning, 'small Chinese erection'. The erection of a person with a Chinese ethnic background.
Comes from Peter White. i.e., ``That's 'cause he's got a tiny Chiney chubby for her!" In reference to Mike Sorayami.

`Wow! He's sure got a tiny Chiney cubby for that girl!`

by Rustykins January 29, 2005

Chinese Laundry

reference to hand jobs or masturbation. In the United States and Canada in the late 19th and early 20th century, the occupation of laundry worker was heavily identified with Chinese Americans. They were known for doing laundry "By Hand"

"Man. old boy ain't gettin' no play from his girl!"
"Really? Not even Chinese Laundry?"

or

"Is Lou comin' out with us tonight?"
"No, he says he has to stay in and do laundry..."
"Yeah...Chinese Laundry!"

by Mr. Lynwood April 21, 2010

Chinese Tourist

A group of disgusting and uneducated travelers who want to wreck havoc within nations outside of China. Many Chinese tourists piss and shit on the streets, on monuments, in subways, on airplanes, and in malls, fart in public in front of people's faces, spit on the streets, give the Nazi salute in Berlin, Germany to violate its laws, create graffiti on certain structures to inform people that the Chinese are superior to everyone, cut in line in front of people within stores, force people to engage in a relationship with money, and being very loud and immoral to others. Those barbarians are the worst tourists by worldwide standards, are one of the worst people to socialize with, and many people worldwide desire to ban them from entering into their nations to explore ever again.

It goes to show that Chinese tourists earning more financial stability is still isn't enough when it comes to behaving outside of their nation, thanks to their schools being shut down and intelligent teachers being tormented to death or re-educated by the Red Army under Mao Tse-tung during the Cultural Revolution of the 1960s.

by TheUnknown21 June 18, 2019

chinegro

A brownskin south american illegal immigrant indian who lives in a nail-scratch-in-the-map called chile. They're also known as "cholo mapuche" and speak some pale imitation of castillian language.

Chinegro: Uta ke me gusta harto el pico. Io soi shileno i vo no soi shileno. Ia po, eso nomá. Kerí ke te shupe el pico?

Non-Chinegro: No gracias, chinegro de mierda chupaverga.

by Jikler October 24, 2007

Chinese Fire Drill

During a threesome (with two guys and a girl.. or three guys..... but seriously two guys and a girl), two males stop their motions, yell out "Chinese fire drill!" then proceed to jog around in a circle three times. After this, the two males swap positions and continue on, after a high five of course.

Jimmy and bobby where happily pig roasting Jane, when Jimmy suddenly shouts "Chinese fire drill!". Both Jimmy and bobby stop what they are doing immediately and run in circles around Jane three times. After this is completed, Jimmy and bobby swap positions and give each other a high five in successful completion of the Chinese fire drill.

by malcky December 5, 2011

Anglo Chinese school

Anglo Chinese School is a affluent and premier school in its country. Everyone in the school is thought as rich people, but in fact half of the school is of the average social class and the other is busy listening to their rich parents.

Have you seen the house the people in Anglo Chinese School get? Their extremely big!

by Ohcomeonnonames June 23, 2011

chinese essay

When you are extremely close to shitting your pants and the turd has already begun to sprout it can draw patterns in your pants when you walk. The resulting pattern can be likened to a chinese essay.

Neil: Look at Stu doing the john wayne walk to the bog.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003