Captain Like

Someone who is constantly liking things on Facebook - Can be a bit of a cock womble

Will is always liking things on Facebook all day long, he's basically captain like... and a bit of a cock womble

by ninja_mc_ninja_face May 18, 2017

Captain Shook

A name for someone in a position of management who frequently overreacts to all employees mistakes.

"Hey Bill, is Captain Shook around? I spilled some water and I don't want to get written up again."

by HiIKnifeYou May 19, 2017

Captin Wankie

A male who masturebates non stop he has no remorse to his dick beating it till the skin peels off and makes a snake skin like shed and devores it

Alex is Captin Wankie because he won't stop fapping.

by Thekillersson Insanity May 25, 2017

capitan underpants

snap and he will be right there. from the comic book. at first a grouchy old principle until he was hypnotized.
TRA LA LAAAAAAA

Help me capitan underpants

by rodimus_prime2426 June 8, 2017

captain afghanistan

Also known as 'Captain', is an Australian super hero, originated from Afghanistan under the secret identity of Australian school boy, Oliver.

"It's a boat! It's a refugee! It's Captain Afghanistan!"

by Pu$$Y$l4er21 September 3, 2017

Captain Cook'd

To get so altered on either alcohol or drugs that you discover a new land, like the English navy captain that discovered Australia

James: so are we gonna get Captain Cook'd tonight?
Scott: yeah I feel like exploring

by Uncle Querncey November 18, 2017

Captain Squinty Yellow

The big man himself, Kim jong un.

Oh my god, is that Captain Squinty Yellow

by Dominoes_Pizza_Zimbabwae November 28, 2017