by CaptainessObvious June 28, 2011
Get the Captain kickin' in open doors mug.After drinking a CapriSun putting the straw back and blowing the bag up to make the appearance of a full CapriSun.
Pranker: Hey i'm not thirsty want my CapriSun?
Fool: uhh yes i do! Is that even a question?
*Grabs the Caprank*
Pranker: you just got CAPRANKED!
Fool: ... crap
Fool: uhh yes i do! Is that even a question?
*Grabs the Caprank*
Pranker: you just got CAPRANKED!
Fool: ... crap
by FrankdasTanken August 23, 2011
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The term for a friend or roommate who's decided to get a little salty, and has nothing to say but meaningless insults.
by dangerzone116 December 17, 2011
Get the Captain Insult mug.A drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. The rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. No participants are allowed to come or go for ANY reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. A typical Captains Crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. It usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual assuming everyone pulls their own weight. This is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. The record for completion is currently set at 11 minutes and 37 seconds set by 4 allstars at Purdue University in 2008.
"I had to shit in a trash can during that Captain's Crew last night."
"Hey! You guys wanna dig a hole in the beach and do a Captain's Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys just finished a Captains Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller."
"Hey! You guys wanna dig a hole in the beach and do a Captain's Crew in it tonight?"
"Wait, you guys just finished a Captains Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller."
by MrTaterCat April 2, 2012
Get the Captain's Crew mug.To have diarrhea and vomit at the same time, as experienced by many of the patrons of the Virginia restaurant of the same name.
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