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cake-eater

Rich people. Especially those who go out of their way to show off their wealth.
I drove by the country club yesterday, and all the cake-eaters were lined up to play 18.
by nybor April 9, 2006
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nub cake

a wordnub/word. in fact, its a very big nub. one greater than all other nubs. his stupidity should be feared.
1. man, only nub cakes hit parked cars....while walking.
2. oh, ok nub cake. way to go. i told you to keep it in your pants.
by raging nub cake January 8, 2003
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Eat Cake

To do what you will.

That's literally all it means, in an "urban" manner. To indulge in any manner of (usually rebellious or hedonistic) activity is to 'eat cake'. Thank Marie Antoinette, or some reasonable facsimile which has been lost to history, although she meant literal cake, the phrase has gained meaning since the dipshit didn't leave a record of what she actually meant.
Let them eat cake.
You're gonna eat cake (sarc).
by Shameless Empire May 28, 2019
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cake walk

Situation when no toilet paper (or suitable substitute) is left in or close to the bathroom, resulting in having to walk elsewhere where a wiping material is available. Said walk is known as a "cake walk", as material becomes caked between the butt cheeks.
Oh, dude.. I hid all the toilet paper downstairs, forcing Pete to do a cake walk!
by NHMatt November 22, 2011
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Cheerios is not cake

A way to change the subject when your confused, misinformed or the subject is just plain stupid. This was created by ME, M.C.W no one else, especially Tyler!!!

Unrelated Note - Phrase derived from NASCAR..

Heres the story: My dads was watching NASCAR, his favorite Sunday activity, when i happened to walk into the room and noticed one of the cars was sponsored by Cheerios. However the story gets interesting when i noticed the back of the car which was branded with a Betty Crocker logo, a company which produces cake and cake related paraphernalia <<<(linked for dumb people who dont know big words). Hence my hilarious phrase "Cheerios is not cake!"
Tyler: Its illegal to kill a monkey if hes wearing people clothes

Mike: Cheerios is not cake...

Tyler: what?

Mike: You heard me!
by Mike Charles Williams April 10, 2008
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grundle cake

A cake that can be formed with a handful of fromunda cheese, grundle juice (sweat), and hair. In serving this, one might ask if they would care for a scoop of grundle cake. A true delight it is!
Dude, those cookies taste like shit, want some grundle cake?
by Jack Meoff February 3, 2005
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Cake Stand

Usually performed on one's birthday, the act of lifting the cake recipient's legs in the air so that they may willingly immerse their entire face into a well-frosted cake. Derived from keg stand
The partygoers were moved to a frenzy after Mrs. Wilson lost her contacts while performing a cake stand.
by Marion Girls January 17, 2009
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