by Baby Yoda November 21, 2019

adj./noun
A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
"Don't let Dad try to fix it—he's got serious boomer hands. We'll lose everything."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
by Badger66666 April 11, 2025

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by Bartholomew Jackmeister September 9, 2019

Irrational and out-dated thoughts that are proffered by aging people of the Baby Boomer generation.
Boomer thinking is prevalent of aging boomers who should just retire but don't for fear of losing their work-centric identity.
Boomer thinking is prevalent of aging boomers who should just retire but don't for fear of losing their work-centric identity.
Boomer: I do not believe in working from home or ever taking vacation.
Millenial: OK Boomer... that's obsolete Boomer thinking. Just retire.
Millenial: OK Boomer... that's obsolete Boomer thinking. Just retire.
by Barnacles have large penises August 19, 2023

A 60 year old person who has no clue about technology and was the coolest generation in their youth but now are annoying old people
by Shotguncoder69% December 7, 2019
