Boner Shrinker

Someone so unattractive that it totally turns you off, AKA makes you lose your boner.

On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.

I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.

by Kr1574 February 21, 2009

Bender

1. The act of having a severe bend at the ankles while playing hockey. Usually developed after years of being dangled or at the beginning of a hockey career. Cures are a secure ankle tap at your local Walgreenz.

"I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender

by Bender22 November 30, 2006

Clit Boner

Clit boners, or also known as CB's, are when a girls clit becomes hard and aroused when she is turned on. Also can be used to describe dudes who are acting like faggots usually the ones with a tight Polo shirt on and a fake tan trying to act hard.

"Dude, we've got a bunch of clit boners in here."
"I bet that bitch has a fucking clit boner right now."
"If a dude can get a boner then chicks can get clit boners."
"That skirt is so short that I bet if she gets horny her clit boner would prop her skirt up."

by IUdude November 10, 2006

Boner Fodder

Anything in the world that contributes to a male erection.

Ben: Look at the tits on Tina!
Nick: She's so f'ing hot!
Josh: She is bona fide boner fodder.

by Josh McFarland September 6, 2007

YouTube Bender

Typically happens really late at night, often after coming home drunk, you find yourself watching video after video on YouTube.

Dave: What the fuck happened last night?
Sid: I don't know. I blacked out somewhere between Keenan Cahill and Josh Groban singing Kanye's tweets. YouTube Bender.

by KeenanKanye January 18, 2011

Coke off a Boner

The literal act of snorting cocaine off of an individual's erect penis. Often done in desperation.

So… you wanna do coke off a boner?

by Tigonbiddies January 14, 2014

Boner-block

When you try to jack off but you start to lose your boner because you can't think of anything or you lose your horniness.

John tried to jack off but he failed because he got boner-block.

by usuck329 May 8, 2009