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bonership 

Origin: Batman (Scarborough Region) and Markham Station conversation

noun: A friendship involving two or more people where the main reason for the relationship is to participate in lewd, inappropriate, and/or sexual activity. Intentions of further development of the relationship such as dating, going steady, or marriage is either absent or not mutual.
I met this girl and we had a week-long bonership before she left for Europe.
bonership by Namtab January 3, 2009

@Bendersbitch 

A popular instagram account who's known for her original character, Trinity, who is featured in original South Park comics and the upcoming I*****s series.

Also known for being horny on main, as well as a clownfucker and a fucker of any unusual characters who happen to be absolute pricks. Examples being, Gamzee Makara, Jevil, Murdoc Niccals, Bender Rodriguez, etc.
Dude, did you see the new comic part @Bendersbitch posted??

Ugh, @Bendersbitch is being horny on main...AGAIN.
@Bendersbitch by BardofHeart December 1, 2018

boogershit

oh boogershit!
boogershit by me February 7, 2004

Wondershit 

Then shits where it comes out in a solid piece and you don’t need to wipe because of your clean bootyhole
Bacer just had a wondershit
Wondershit by Shawombom December 18, 2020

bonershitter 

post masturbation, when brown liquid excretes through the head of the penis
"i went to the doctor the other day because brown stuff came out my penis".

"Did he tell you that you had a bonershitter?"

"Yeah"
bonershitter by Krabbbz January 5, 2010

weedlord bonerhitler 

Nickname or handle for a very offensive, probably evil, NC-17 rated (or worse), irreparably damaged, person, situation, idea, or event.
Can you believe one time Donna told a room full of strangers her husband wanted to shit in her vagina? I don't even know how you would shit in a vagina as most shit is not structurally rigid enough to penetrate even the largest and moist lubed vagina ~ but however you decided to do it, that's Weedlord Bonerhitler to say in front of strangers.

or
If Satan wanted a new nickname ~ his minions would say dude, you are satan. that's the worst thing ever - there isn't a harder more edgy term out there, except maybe Weedlord Bonerhitler.