Bloo

When your poo is blue from consuming too much blue dye from something like a slushie.

"All those blueberry slushies made me take a Bloo."

by nocturnalcrepe September 5, 2015

cat blood

CAT BLOOD! There once was a pastor of a now defunct church in the south, his name was Louis Lamonica (feel free to google that name). Ol' Louis loved to put the rape on the children of the members of his congregation. Not being a catholic priest he had to spice it up a bit and decided to take a cat and cut it's head off and throw the blood all over the children as he and others molested the holy ghost right out of them. He screwed them, he made them screw each other, and he made 'em screw a dog too! well anyways, he walks into a police department, confesses, and then is surprised that they arrest him... as well as being totally messed up in origin this slang term has come to mean the rape of something. It can also mean someone was going nuts. and can be used as a noun to describe your friend. Not that he engaged in child rape or crimes against nature, but he is a total suspect and should be watched all the same. Use it as an Interjection or exclamation also, that will really set the mood at a party or wherever the feeling strikes you.

to a friend... "sup, Catblood!"
at work, someone asks what you are doing reply "just cat-bloodin"
you see an attractive lady, say to her "OH YEAH I'M BOUT TO CATBLOOD ALL OVER YOU" well maybe dont say that.
someone offends you, imply they love sex with children and crimes against nature, "get this fruit drinking all this catblood and such" ... they wont mess with you again.
you see some guy with a beard (f.y.i. beards are totally lame) say "shave your cat blood-soaked jiz mop beard fruit bag"

by catblood October 21, 2010

Blood Hound

The act of a male putting his balls over someone's face making the face have droopy features (eyes, ears) like a Blood Hound Canine.

I totally gave a blood hound to Zak when he passed out last night.

by Jabod April 6, 2009

ox blood

Another name for the liquid form of amphetamine or speed.

man i had some mad ox blood the other night!

by jimbo7 July 30, 2008

blood clot

it's "blood claat" not "blood clot"
it is a jamaican insult basicly meaning
mother fucker...
trust me i know

the shitsteam(goverment) are a whole bunch of Blood Claats

by tuff gong December 12, 2003

blood fire

used in ultimate excitement or slight exclusion.... when you simply cant believe what was just said, or total disregard

1. you want me to kiss your shoes? Blood Fire!!!
2. Blood fire, i just hit the number...
3. fuck outta here - blood fire
4. u got herpese> blood fire!
5. blood fire, is bitch thought she was gettin her man back...

by Che-Buttah February 19, 2009

Office Blood Pressure

An irregular blood pressure, usually found in highly nervous people, when they visit the doctor, or have an important appointment. The blood pressure turns normal, when they leave the office, or difficult situation, but it might rise again, by the slightest irritation, or excitement.

To have a very sensitive blood pressure.

by Ravenheart May 9, 2005