Blind liked

When someone liked your post regardless if they truly like it or not

Jessica totally blind liked my post because she so wants my nuts

by bobbeling July 10, 2016

blind freeze

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.

blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

blind baby

A one eyed brother in law

Hey blind baby lets go deer hunting

by poor slinky neck November 2, 2016

blimping

(v) The act of surfing the internet while taking a shit. Similar in concept to a blumpkin. The proliferation of laptop computers and wireless internet has created a need to define this act, which is growing more commonplace.

fake : hey man whats ^
tang : nothin man just blimping
fake : word dont forget to wipe

by Sir Nicholas III November 3, 2016

blind lover

Someone in a relationship who can't tell what the other is feeling when it is obvious.

Wow, Laura... How could you be such a blind lover?

by Savage309 February 27, 2017

blind corner

Is the act of smearing habanero sauce on your elbow and farting, after the female person comes in the act of sex.

Last night I did the blind corner. I smeared Habanero sauce on my elbow, after my girlfriend came I dropped one.

by Maximumperformance April 26, 2017

Blimp, There It Is!

A parody on the song "Whoomp there it is!" to fit the mocking enthusiasm of a pissy fat person.

(Fat-ass bitches about something petty)
Response:
Uh oh, Blimp, There It Is! Blimp, There It Is!

by yursh22 May 17, 2017