blakeeey

something with crooked teeth, a jaggered jaw and loves myspace.

person 1: dude i'm thinking of getting myspace
person 2: you're such a blakeeey

by damnthis101 September 22, 2009

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blakes mom

A dirty fat slut who fucks anybody that she looks at and is looser than a doorknob. She is normally seen sucking off fat homeless people for a dollar to buy herself a pack of cigarettes.

Oh my god did you see blakes mom giving that hobo a blowjob?

by Blakes mom May 17, 2017

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BlakeTarget

a cool ass nigga who makes fire ass music and does bum stuff with SkottWalmart

Yo Is That Amazing Rapper And Producer BlakeTarget?
Yeah! I Think It Is!

by BlakeTargetOfficial January 3, 2021

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Bakeshow

1.Some who smokes so much weed that they smoked themselves retarted

2.A time when a group of people come together to smoke weed together

1.Reid smokes so much weed that he smoked himself retarted and he's definitely a BAKESHOW

2.Before we went to the party we had a BAKESHOW with 5 blunts and 2 bongs going around

by BigSexy May 28, 2006

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Bake A Wicked

Geordie phrase used in multiple contexts to mean:

a. Leaving promptly.
b. 'whatever'
c. an expletive

a. Ben: This bar is fookin' crap like, a wanna leave.
Steve: aye man, let's bake a wicked!

b. q: whadda us wanna do tonight like?
a: bake a wicked mate!
a: alreet let's get blotto!

c. q: ah look mate, sunderland ave scored!
a: fook, bake a wicked.

by boredgeordie October 2, 2006

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Bake like Betty Crocker

A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.

Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.

or
As adjective

Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker

by Christian Breton January 5, 2009

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