Crack Biscuits

A slang name for Ritz biscuits as they are hugely addictive. Once you've started eating them, it's impossible to stop.

Helen has been dieting forever and never eats anything. Sometimes it's fun to offer her crack biscuits because once she's eaten one, she'll have to finish the whole pack.

Then she won't eat for two weeks and go running every day.

by English Man In...Well, London January 6, 2009

air biscuit

When somebody is standing by you and farts and walks away.

Okay, when you turn your test in don't leave me any air biscuits by my desk.

"oh gee thanks for leaving me that airbiscuit." huh? i didnt bring you any biscuits..??

by bagelbailey June 6, 2009

wank-biscuit

1. Someone who is not actually a wanker, but a more mild one.
2. Posh term for "Wanker"

You wank-biscuit, give me that back

by Techno Joker May 31, 2003

visa biscuit

An attractive woman who will hook up with a man regardless of attraction for the purpose of obtaining a visa to said man's country.

That bar has plenty of hot locals but they are all visa biscuits.

by Ghengis Juan November 6, 2006

Whisper Biscuit

A silent but meaningful queef emanating from an ugly wet vagina

Every time I eat your mom out, she wafts a whisper biscuit up my nostril.

by Eatdeeznutz May 16, 2014

semen biscuit

Dried up clump of semen left on your stomach leftover from masturbating the previous night.

I found a large semen biscuit on my stomach this morning, but I didn't bother to wash it off before going to school this morning.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

road biscuit

The female equivalent of road head. When a woman receives oral sex while operating a motor vehicle.

That was the most magnificent road biscuit she had ever had.

by lilred1983 November 27, 2014