Birthday Toastie

A sexual act performed near climax in which the male pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's back, after which a piece of toast is placed on the soiled back and the male exclaims "Happy Birthday!" and punches the woman in the back of the head, thus knocking her out.

Anthony never kept a girl friend very long because of his propensity for giving them Birthday Toasties on third dates.

by recallwin March 14, 2010

Birthday Candling

Having sex loudly while your parents and sister are in the room next door.

Omg mum i think simon is birthday candling next door.

by kitkat93 December 13, 2010

Steel Birth

An incredibly solid and hard surfaced stool that causes pain when excreted. Often the 'birther' will have to raise his buttocks off the seat,pause to regain breath and pushing power before continuing to heave the beast out.

Gregory's excellent John Wayne walk was partly attributed to the wince inducing Steel Birth he produced in May of '94 and still brought a tear to his eye on recollection.

by Ralism July 24, 2011

Birthday

The day you come out of your mother's vagina, and where each year on your birthday, your is 1+, unlike the pretty vampires who do not age anymore, completely frozen.

Girl: Happy Birthday sister!

Alice Cullen: Happy Birthday Bella!
Bella: No way! I stopped aging 3 days ago!

by Bubblishxtreme July 7, 2009

birthday

1. The day I thank my parents for
2. The day I buy my parents gifts instead of the traditional way
3. Pretty much just another day that is celebrates the pain your mother went through.
4. Otherwise, a day you celebrate that you havn't died in the last 365 days

1. Its my birthday, thanks dad and mom for giving my life
2. It doesn't make sense for my parents to give me gifts on my birthday.
3. Yay, my birthday, my mom went through so much pain today, lets celebrate
4. Yes, I did it again.

by lovemomndad November 8, 2009

Birth Control

A term used to describe something/someone ugly. Can be used to describe a person's face, clothes, or personality.

Jack: Wow, her clothes are major birth control.

Jerry: Yeah so is her face.

by Jennaftw November 21, 2009

Biotch

An organization based out of Oregon, the Bells in Oregon towards Crowning Hobo's work to give bells and crowns to the homeless in an effort to beautify the city.

That there B.I.O.T.C.H. does good work in Portland dont they.

by dude September 14, 2003