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band

SUPERIOR music ensemble in schools. PWNS orchestras, both schools and professionals. Will take over and dominate the concert music world. Everybody writes for this group. Nobody writes for orchestras because it is an obsolete fossil or relic going extinct.
The band PWNED the orchestra at the concert today. The band made the orchestra look like pussies. Only pussies play in orchestras. Bands ROCK.
by Bandos PWNS orchies March 25, 2008
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bander

someone whos cool and in the band. often may play the flute, clarinet, or drums. the only 3 instuments needed because FLUTES HAVE THE SAME PART AS TRUMPETS! except for our solos. nobody cares about any of the brass instuments cause they all stink of smelly gym socks.
Woah!! Did you just see those banders walk past?
by Pinky98788 March 25, 2008
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cookie monster band

all those death metal bands that sound just like Slipknot
oh great, ANOTHER cookie monster band music video on Fuse
by rustyshackleford January 3, 2008
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Bandera Texas

A small terrible town located in south Texas life here is dull and boring unless you enjoy endless hours of riding horses or smoking endless amounts of weed. The people are boring,plain,judgmental and close minded. The town is full of ugly people who enjoy acting like they are jesus christ they also enjoy being two faced. Moving here is like moving into any other red neck town..life revolves around church being a hypocrite and just being well...an ass

Oh yeah don't move here if you have an opinion those are extremely rejected in this town
So pretty much unless your great great great great grandfather lived here and you family has ever since living here is not recommended
"Wow that town is terrible..its just like Bandera Texas!"
by Hobo149 December 15, 2012
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vagina bandage

A bandage designed specifically for the vagina, in the shape like that of a tampon, used for the sole purpose of helping cuts scrapes or burns within the vaginal canal. Available in multiple designs, sizes, shapes, and colors. For example, Spongebob, sparkles, and Dora the explorer versions are available.
Man I tore the bitch up so hard last night she's gonna need a vagina bandage.
by The One and Only Savage January 23, 2010
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da band

a horribly disappointing rap group which had high expectations who was signed accidentally by p. diddy.
after releasing their first album "too hot for tv" everyone knew for sure da band sucked
by kalil December 5, 2003
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