Charlie Beard

a '90s-style stubble beard popularized by the Party of Five character Charlie Salinger

Hey man, screw growing a moustache in Movember... I'm bringing back the Charlie Beard!

by Everezo November 11, 2014

Hang Beard

1) Similar to a hangnail, but in your beard; an ingrown beard hair.

2) Any hair sticking out from your beard and causing annoyance

Girlfriend: Are you done in the bathroom yet?

Guy: Hold on, I have a hang beard.

by darthrishun January 2, 2015

Puke Beard

Residual vomit that stays in one's facial hair after puking.

I didn't kiss him because I realized he had a smelly puke beard from last night.

by lemonchowder August 12, 2014

Pirates Beard

When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.

Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard

by condigityy June 11, 2015

Snow Bearding

The homosexual act of jizzing on another man's beard followed by zig zaging your dick through it.

"I went snow bearding last night and I think there is some Spunk still in here

by Nextode January 26, 2016

Trophy Beard

A young, attractive wife regarded as a status symbol for an older homosexual man, or man with suspiciously extreme feminine mannerisms. Typically paraded among wealthy social circles and adorned with lots of bling to keep the attention on her.

That really really rich old fart sure has a beautiful trophy beard. She doesn't care about his shriveled dick because he's too busy waving it around in other dude's faces.

by PeachTycoon June 22, 2016

Mexican Beard

The product of rubbing cocaine all over your face and upper lip.

Yo anybody wanna snort off my Mexican beard?

by Eggwin The Oddly Shaped Egg February 28, 2017