capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.

I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.

by ValidExcuses August 1, 2018

BATs

Big-Ass Titties.

Did you see Dave's new girlfriend last night? She's got some BATs.

by Bjorn McPherson February 1, 2019

Vlademere da Bat

Someone with a sunlight allergy who refuses to wear suncream and lives in an extremely hot climate.

Vlademere da Bat needs to get over the greasiness and take care of his skin.

by Jeffrey the juice man February 2, 2019

Bat-man

bat-man is the budget cut cousin of Bruce Wayne (batman) and hates applesauce man. she has the ability to be drunk whenever she wants. She fights crimes with her 2 sidekicks Ro-bin and alfredo. she doesn't kill but hates

applesause-man because he kills babies.

person: Is that batman?

Bat-man: no im bat-man

person: are you drunk bat-man

Bat-man: Maybe

by Erikimoe Garciamoe February 5, 2019

Bats

Slang for xanax particularly in bar form .

"Hey tony, Did you pick up those bats?"

by Akeyna February 10, 2019

bat shit crazy

when someone is a tad bit coo coo and was probably dropped a hundred and three times as a child

trisha paytes is bat shit crazy

by trynaproveapoint February 13, 2019

Bat Candy

A bat grip for a baseball or softball bat with innovative style.

Matt credits his 17 game hit-streak to his new bat candy.

by VulcanBatGrips August 31, 2018