Basketball

A "sport" for those that are not man enough to wrestle.Can not win by himself, must rely on others to help him and needs time outs and half times in order to even come close. These are the real pussies of any sport. Call wrestlers gay when they are the ones rubbing there ass on another guys dick.

Basketball star: He is so gay for wrestling.
Wrestling Champion: I'm gay? That's why the only thing that can slow me down is being hurt or bleeding.

by Basketball star July 4, 2010

Basket Weaving

Plain and simple: to engage in lesbian sex.

"I walked into the party and two girls were basket weaving in the corner!"

by Michael Welker July 29, 2019

fruit basket

getting your dick sucked from behind. named this way, because the tucking resembles a basket of fruit.

She gave me a fruit basket last night. It was awesome.

by king bizzallz January 2, 2004

fruit-basket

a flamboyantly gay homo

"that hairstylist kook was a flaming fruitbasket!"

by JOSH November 12, 2003

flounder basket

when u put cooked fish inside a girls vagina and then eat it out

i bought a fish sandwich at mcdonalds, and i used my girlfriends vagina to make a flounder basket

by fred hammer March 2, 2009

play basketball

Euphemism for "go to strip club and grab tits". Used primarily by people who are trying to be sneaky and not admit they're going to strip clubs.

Origin of euphemism was from an asian man who would periodically go with his friends to Montreal(the capital of strip clubs) and when asked why he was going, he'd reply, "play basketball".

me: "So what are you going to Montreal for?"
ak: "We're just going to play basketball."
me: "You're not going to the strip clubs, I hear they're really good."
ak: "Nope, we're going to play basketball."
me: "ok(thinking to myself, yeah right)"

by William Chan February 8, 2004

Dirty Basketball

1. The exact art and science of playing basketball in a dirty situation such as a dusty/muddy dirt field.
2. Oral/anal sex

Ahhh gross look at that, Victor and David are always playing dirty basketball on the cross country runs!

by Pearson dude May 11, 2006