ass yo

An expression used to express distraught.

Also used to show excitement.

"Ass yo, I just got pwnd"

"ASS YO, I heard Sam went down on Erik V! I always knew he was gay!"

by 1timeatbandcamp January 24, 2009

Buttery Assed

This word is used in skateboarding when a trick is pulled off that was very smooth and easy looking. Like it took no try what so ever.

That Tre to lip slide was so buttery assed, You could of been on the phone when you did it.

by J-Paul July 11, 2008

diddle-ass

To dawdle, most commonly followed by the word 'around'.

"Quit diddle-assing around and get to work"
"I was stuck behind this peckerhead that was diddle-assing around"
"Joe would get a lot more done if he didn't diddle-ass around all day"

by big chopper July 31, 2003

Garden ass

This phenomenon happens when you see someone in their yard while driving around and they're standing and bent over tending to their garden. 99 percent of the time it's not a pleasant site and it can produce recurring images in your mind of a large object stretching out Capri pants to maximum capacity.

"Since the weather has been better lately, I'm seeing garden ass all over the place whenever I'm driving around."

by 13th May 23, 2013

Diamond Ass

An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.

May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.

Rachel got a diamond ass. It was so tight I barely got in.

Doug is a diamond ass.

by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018

Ass medallion

Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.

Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!

by Silty Loam June 15, 2016

Shy ass

Shy ass is a situation one finds himself when he wants to take a shit but get to the toilet and nothing comes out.

Gift: Yo man, I gotta take a shit

Ebuka: Go ahead

Gift: *leaves and comes back in two minutes*

Ebuka: Wow! So fast?

Gift: Nah Bro, I got a shy ass

Ebuka: Damn!

by Litblogger February 18, 2017