Alaskan Corn Dog

An item formed by defecating in a narrow hole in snow or ice (less commonly in a freezer). Traditionally a stick is added to add some measure of sanitation (such as is possible). Once frozen the item is then used in whatever manner one typically employs oblong items of corn dog consistency.

Person 1: "Dude- check it out an Alaskan Corn Dog!"
Person 2: "....the hell's the matter with you?"

by Col. Dignity April 15, 2017

alaskan knee drive

when a person expresses there undying love for someone by violently rubbing there knee against the other knee and if the other rubs back they fuck hard and long

yo me and july alaskan knee drived and then you know what happened after

by alaskan 101 June 14, 2017

Alaskan Pipeline

When you shit in a sock, freeze it, and use it as a melee weapon.

Ex. "Billy, I will beat you with an Alaskan pipeline!"

by Skyrim@21 October 3, 2019

alaskan blowy

when a girl gives you a blow job and it drips in your mouth like snow.

i gave your girl and alaskan blowy last night. it dripped for a while

by tittiefucker6000 January 16, 2020

Alaskan Taco

When you ejaculate into your girl’s vaginal regions then proceed to slide a ice cube into said regions followed by giving her oral sex and eating the ice cube

Dude last night Alaskan taco was dank

by Penismanjose April 2, 2020

Alaskan snow globe

The act of cumming in your partners ear proceeded by violently shaking their head to mix up the cum like a snow globe.

Doctors: why are you having trouble hearing?

Lady: my husband gave me an Alaskan snow globe last night

by JediMasterJack April 4, 2020

Alaskan love boat

When you freeze an ice cube in a donut shape and then jerk off your partner with it.

Are you feeling frisky? I warmed some blankets for you and want to give you an Alaskan love boat. I’ll take care of you tonight baby.

by Tustin69 July 30, 2022