trash panda

if you ever wear a raccoon pj onesie and explain how raccoons are also called trash pandas your ex will start rumors that your a furby and fuck raccoons so always pay attention to the mental health of the person your with

Jared now thinks your a furby because you once owned a onesie of a trash panda.

by onesiesdontmakefurbies October 25, 2025

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Panda bamboozle

When you are tricked into getting throat-fucked by a male panda after being told you were simply going to be ‘sucking some bamboo’.

Even though Laurie was at first horrified to have Qin’s cock in her mouth instead of a bamboo pole, she came to love the taste of his bear cum so much that she didn’t care she’d been panda bamboozled.

by ElmoKilledEpstein November 8, 2025

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Cum-Poo Panda

The act of defecating on the toilet, then proceeding to stand up face the toilet, aim your member towards your black steamy melted shit and tug your member in a back in forth motion till your getting ready to ejaculate on said faeces. Then proceeding to eat it!

No way... Brad went AFK and performed a cum-poo panda to Lemon!

by KrispyCum November 28, 2025

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PandA

Pussy and Ass

Damn, I want to eat her PandA

by T_Nizzle December 19, 2025

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Panda Behaviour

Tricking THE GOVERNMENT into taking care of you - quite literally financing your every need - by making a great show of moping around on a HUNGER STRIKE and long term sex-fast, until they send a SWAT TEAM into your home to relocste you to an INSTITUTION.

Misty: ...so, first he tells me he doesn't like my cooking, and then laat night he refused to GO DOWN ON me! WTF am I supposed to do?

Listy: He don't eat his lunch and he don't eat your pussy? GIRLLL that's some PANDA BEHAVIOUR he got right there...

by MentalBeatings December 21, 2025

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