Lemoned

Where you smoked so much fake weed yo stomach feel sour

Yo bro
What
I smoked the wrong shit
Nigga you lemoned

by LemonNigga101 February 4, 2016

roasted lemons

It means your ass cheeks are going to burn from severity of verbal roasting/abuse

Boiiii your about to have roasted lemons if you dont shut your mouth!

by SHALACKS March 21, 2016

mushy lemon pretzel

Heinous sexual act. Sub folds limbs into a pretzel shape, Dom cuts a lemon in half and squeezes juice into Sub's asshole, then leaves the two halves of the lemon on top of the nipples of Sub while sodomizing him/her.

Girl 1: Hey, I heard you and Derek are into crazy sex.

Girl 2: Yeah, it's ridiculous. Last night we did this thing called the mushy lemon pretzel. It's insane.
Girl 1: Oh? I've never heard of that one. Sounds tangy

by jmat9001 April 11, 2016

Lemon

Lemon used to be a derogatory term for lesbians in the late 19-hundreds. The Term has since died out and (unfortunately) isnt something Lesbians have decided to reclaim, unlike the words Faggot and Dike.

Girl a: “Wowie what a cute chick”
Person B: “honestly you are such a Lemon”

by LemonsLiveLonely November 20, 2018

Dirty Lemon

Any type of tainted food that is left out and falsely give the impression that is is free and safe to eat. Usually left out by an elderly family member with initial stipulation that it is "Still good" or "Lasts longer than the label".

"Whoa, whoa, don't eat that leftover lasagna in the back, its a Dirty Lemon."

by Fertile Myrtle November 29, 2018

Lemon suck

When you use a dick as a lemon juicer the a girl gives you head

“Lemon suck me babe”

by LemonSuck69 December 6, 2018

Lemon

Also called a squinty boi; the squintiest of the squints. Dis yellow boi will make yer eyes be slits for 16 minutes

Joe: why yer eyes be flat
Alex: I ate a squinty boi
Joe: the lemon has risen

by Sh\\k October 17, 2018