by Markiscool53728 December 10, 2018
Get the Brianmug. Josh Harrison thinks he smart but has he met Brian Etzel? Oh my wasn't he #2 in Mechanical Engineering at Penn State? Yes he was. He must be so smart
by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020
Get the Brian Etzelmug. A nice young man. Smart, cute, and handsome. Great athlete, best at football. lovable, big dick, every girl dream guy
Brian my dream guy
by ——;/ June 6, 2024
Get the Brianmug. the most retarded kid you have ever met. definitely has a 1 centimeter penis and no girls. and btw, that 1 centimeter is his height as well. don’t recommend being friends with a brian
by 1 millimeter defeater July 29, 2022
Get the brian simkinsmug. A man born in 0AD in the stable next to Jesus Christ where he was mistaken for the redeemer by the Three Wise Men. He lived a rather boring life until he re-encountered Jesus at the Sermon at the Mount where he and his mother could not hear his preaching due to the factors of their distance from the lord and the bickering of a very stereotypical Jewish man and a man with a very large nose. While working at his menial job at the Colosseum selling snacks such as Otters noses he is recruited by the Judean Peoples Front who's aim is to reclaim Judea from the Romans. Through his acts of terror, he comes face to face with Pontious Pilate and is sentenced to Crucifixion, whilst running from the Romans he is mistaken for the Messiah and attracts a following to his dismay. He is eventually caught by the Romans and dies as a martyr whilst singing with the very stereotypical Jewish man prior mentioned. God bless Brian.
Person 1: Did you see that Brian fella, he's the Messiah!
Brians's Mother: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY. NOW PISS OFF!
Brians's Mother: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY. NOW PISS OFF!
by Akshi13 May 2, 2022
Get the Brianmug. An evil man with evil intentions. He works at a Christian school. Don’t trust him with anything he will ruin your life. Men like this should be in prison for all the gross things he has done to children
by Dabinonyouuu September 18, 2019
Get the Brian Wilsonmug. A beautiful soul who im absolutely in love with. A brave funny person who cares about the ones he loves.
by keib10 May 16, 2022
Get the Brianmug.