vander woude

A mother fucker that doesnt care about your opinion short tempered will slap the shit out of you if on the wrong side of them. Vander woude is the type of person to knock you out then marry your mother then raise you. Also can be the nicest person you know. Also the best football player ever created by god himself.

"OMG is that one of the Vander Woudes?" "Holy shit yea it is dont look in his eyes and walk away slowly"

"Bro is that Vander Woude didnt he just knock out jeff? Why are they hugging now."

"Isnt Vander Woude just a knight in shining armour" "yea I wish he would sweep me off my feet and take me right here"

"bro hes my step dad"

by step dad of Chuck Norris June 25, 2020

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

“she would give you a son”

Usually refers to a woman that is very attractive and slender in her physique

A friend says - “That girl is very good looking”

Response - Yes, “she would give you a son”

by Anonymous phyiks May 27, 2021

I would rather walk the 8k's home

When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.

"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".

by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021

You wouldn’t find that embarrassing

You wouldn’t find it embarrassing if people found out Jimmy Savile was a Jew? Don’t you think that would be embarrassing? I hope you guys do…otherwise I don’t want anything to do with you

You wouldn’t find that embarrassing

by Death Menace April 18, 2022

i would never dance for a man

what every single Tik Tok person says, like dang

tik tok person:i would never dance for a man,but him!

🐕

'starts dancing like a garbage'

by ok i pull up June 12, 2022

what would the bear do

When you don’t know what should be done in a certain situation, just think about the bear and consider the action it would take.

Derek: man I need to break up with Jessica but i don’t know if it’s the right move

Jason: just think man, what would the bear do?

by Youngster Joey 69 July 29, 2022