winberg

A sketty, scrote from Winsford in Cheshire

A winberg is someone walking round winsford with a speaker blasting jme and skepta while smoking a bifta

by Adam Winberg August 3, 2016

wankerdoodle

Idiot, asswipe

Mao got in trouble once again because of the wankerdoodle.

by Boosa January 5, 2017

wankerdom

"Derived from the Latin phrase 'wankerus non wankeri', meaning 'once a wanker, always a wanker'.''
~~ John & Carole Barrowman: 'Anything Goes', p. 109 paperback edition

Thus began the tale of what I perceived as 'Peter Prick's' petty professionalism and personal posturing - sorry, I was on a roll - all of which ended in a parking lot full of fake Nazis almost twenty years later. Admittedly, 'Peter Prick' was a much better dancer than me, but I was a better singer, and since USIU now had two pairs of strong male and female leads, the directors would cast us in different plays running in repertory. They'd do a show and we'd do a show. However, this kind of professional trading off didn't stop Peter crossing the line from professional rivalry to personal wankerdom, as far as I was concerned.

by Cptain Jack April 2, 2017

Wankering

Being hung by your dick from a fan

Please Jeff wankering me I've been bad

by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017

Wankering

Being hung by your dick

Oh Ron I've been bad please wankering me by the fan

by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017

Wickerslam

A sexual act involving three dicks being inserted into three holes. While possible between humans, the act was designed for a kangaroo and three monkeys, as kangaroo females have three vaginas and monkeys are flexible.

Originated from Seussical the Musical, which features a kangaroo and three monkeys named the Wickershams battling some obvious sexual tension.

Doesn't have to be rape, but it helps.

The wickersham brothers saw the sour kangaroo and decided to Wickerslam her.

Jack: Hey, see that girl over there?

Alan: With the pocket on her chest?

Sean: She looks like a kangaroo.
Jack: I have the sudden urge to wickerslam her...

by The Whole Tiddie April 20, 2017

Wankerishness

To display signs that may lead people to believe your a wanker

Keep a eye on Steve he shows signs of wankerishness maybe he isn't ok as first thought he may well be a total wanker

by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general February 20, 2017