Windows 11

The next generation Windows operating system by Microsoft that will be worse then anything ever.

Natalie: My Windows 11 computer wont download anything
Microsoft: Windows 11 will be the best operating system ever

by ninanoelle May 8, 2017

Windows Vista

Microsofts newest operating system, much faster than Windows XP but people can't use it properly and start ranting on about it being crap

Windows Vista is so much better than XP, it no longer looks like a toddler-style computer and programs respond more

by VistaIsAwesome August 24, 2008

Windows

I actually like Windows better than Macintosh. Maybe it's because the last time I got a Mac, it sucked like a bucket of shit. Of course, it's entirely possible that that was because I was using OS 9.2.

My old Mac was bullshit. I love XP, but despise '98, '95, '89 etc.

by Lieutenant Tarpit October 28, 2004

window watching

When you are really stoned and you get paranoid and peer out the window through your blinds to make sure no cops are sneaking up on you.

"Hey, look at Steve window watching! He is so high!"

by Jack Aaron August 26, 2005

Dirty Window

To ejaculate on your partners glasses after intercourse.

"I want to give YOU a Dirty Window, Amy."

by Flealan April 21, 2009

Hanging my ass out the window

1. Doing nothing. 2. Chilling out. 3. Lounging around.

Brad: Hey Dude what did you do last night?
Frank: Nothing much, just hanging my ass out the window.

by CaptainBigO January 16, 2006

Window Licker

Retard that sits on the bus and licks the windows. Mentally Retarded person licking the window.

That window licker just kept staring at me when i was on the bus today. Shut up you window licker.

by T Gunny and The Crew July 2, 2008