Wanker

A less harsh way of saying and or calling a person a Jerk off

Fuck you ya fuckin Wanker

by Robby Deisel July 10, 2009

wanker

wanker adj : a person whom wanks his pud or cock . look at the bloody wanker . 2 an idiot in the social i.e. look at the bloody wanker ....

look at the bloody wanker in the park scaring away the people ...lol

by wankmeister June 18, 2005

Wanker

One who wanks; A person who masturbates multiple times in a week or day.

Wanking: Masturbating

Oh God, that track runner is a wanker? And he was WANKING whislt running?! Gross.

by The ORIGINAL Grammer Nazi May 24, 2007

wanker

someone who pulls their pig or is just a big piece of shit.

That guy is a total wanker.
That guy is waking off right in puplic view.
Fuck off you wanker!!!

by zachlsd October 2, 2005

wanker

well the boys from school right, they say a wanker is a person what does wanking

you are such a fucking wanker!

by Angry kid July 6, 2006

Tanker Wanker Spanker

(n) 1. One of a group of badasses (except Dave) who work on battle tanks; (n) 2. A name given to Tank Mechanics by skinny white boys (Optic Techs) (n) 3. MOS 2146

Come on Tanker Wanker Spankers, its chow time.

by xllx_NeO_xllx October 17, 2006

wanker

English/Aussie term for a jerk-off. any asshole who doesn't get laid and masturbates profusely.

Charles is such a wanker, he never gets any

by Anonymous February 16, 2003