blue waffle

it's just every guys dream.

www.bluewaffle.net

sex in between legs.

George: "Did you hear, my gf's got blue waffle"
Liam: "Lucky sod"

by ZF. August 13, 2010

Waffle Dolphin

1. SOMEONE DOING SOMETHING RETARDED!
2. SOMEONE DOING SOMETHING GAY!
3. SOMEONE BEING SHADY! (IGNORING YOU!)
4. SOMEONE WHO DITCHES HIS OR HER HOMIES FOR A SLUT AND HAS THE PROBABILTY/TENDENCY TO BE A BISEXUAL QUEER WHO LIKES TO SKIP ROPE!
5. SOMEONE BEING A STALKER!
6. SOMEONE BEING A WANNA BE!
7. SOMEONE BEING A WANNA BE STALKER!
8. SOMEONE BEING A COMPLETE DOUCHE!

Waffle Dolphin: Hey sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm going out with the cheerleader instead

Friend: Waffle Dolphin!

by FreakinWaffleDolphins July 4, 2010

waffle nipples

big ol square nips usually found on fatass men
must be at least 12 inch diameter to qualify for waffle nips

oh shit look at dem waffles on dat dog!!!
lets put some syrup on dem!
waffle nipples

by JOHN BIG NIPS ANDERSON April 24, 2006

belgian waffle

your giving your guy head next to and ironing board. right before he's about to cum slap his ass with a hot iron on his cheeks.

He wanted me to give him head so i made him a special belgian waffle.

by The 88 July 6, 2008

Belgian Waffle

N. - The act or process of squeezing the ass cheeks of a female you are anally fucking such that compressed shit comes out, sculpted around your cock in a scone or cone shape, flattening it out, and having the female eat it. Great with whipped cream.

"Oh, there are nuts in this Belgian Waffle. Tasty."

by G.M.H. January 16, 2010

waffle belly

The result of having a tennis racket held against your stomach while some one brushes your skin with a broom.

The old kids at camp held Billy down and gave him a waffle belly. His stomach was imprinted and red for hours.

by Paul Jones III December 20, 2007

waffle crapper

a girl so hot that if she pinched a loaf on your waffles, you would get a hard on.

Stephanie is such a waffle crapper.

by iDON'T haveANAME November 13, 2006