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Ball Watcher

A Ball Watcher is someone who repeatedly looks at another man’s balls any chance he gets. It can be in the shower, in the bathroom, or just during silly time in their apartment. Typically not sexual in nature, a Ball Watcher just gets pure joy from watching another man’s balls. It’s often a associated with obsessive compulsive disorder.

Synonyms: Testicle Testifier, Scrotum Scrutinizer, Nut Notifier
I whipped my dick out as a joke a couple times and this dude Zuck looked every time man! I’m beginning to think this guy is a ball watcher…
by J-Bone01 September 28, 2022
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ex-watching

looking for someone while walking in a place that has a high probability of them being there, but hoping not to find them.
~whilst walking on campus~
Friend 1: you look a bit distracted
Friend 2: yeah, ever since Mary and I broke up I am ex-watching while on campus
by socialmediahater March 5, 2023
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Porn watcher

someone who watches people shove their pp in a hole
me: sees on laptop
me: runs over to check search history
*sees porn hub all over search history*
person who owns the laptop: HEY! STOP TOUCHING MY LAPTOP
me: hell nahh u got so much porn on it u porn watcher
person: STOP IT or ill...
me: what show me porn or something?
by KIDBRO September 25, 2023
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gay porn watcher

A John Hide guy who uses “ can I get a Hoyaa ‘ way too much
Can I get a Hoyaa! Hey! John! Quit watching gay porn! You gay porn watcher!
by Holy mike May 31, 2018
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TPOC is watching

A company’s extreme micro management by use of fear tactics and supervisory bulling of its employees to the point work performance is negatively impacted.
Hey Johnny, Hurry up and finish, TPOC is watching
by PRGC August 9, 2019
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Willington willy watcher

The Willington willy watcher. Can often be seen frequenting local water closets.
How marra that's a big 1"said the Willington willy watcher"
by Hewmarra2 February 11, 2021
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I'm watching you

don't check your door tonight and i'd keep your curtains closed tonight.
you are a bum you stinky boy i'm watching you
by Bathmooom748 May 5, 2022
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