Taint Loaf

(1) A term used for a menstruating vagina that sports roast beef curtains

(2) A person who says stupid shit at stupid times

(3) The nasty ring around a bathtub after it drains following a long body soak.

(1) Dude did you go down on that chick who took a shitpiss behind wah wahs yesterday?

Nah brah, rounded third base and came face to face with her taint loaf.

(2) We should give free money to people who don't work...

Shut the fuck up taint loaf

(3)Who wants to sample grandpa's taint loaf?

by B Tsunami June 30, 2019

Tainted

To rub something vigorously on one's taint.

This meat we're eating smells awful. OH SHIT!!! IT'S BEEN TAINTED !!!!!

by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019

Traintris

The game everyone are forced to “play” on the morning commute whereby you must rotate and slide yourself to ever closer pack people on the train with each stop. Just when your anxiety it highest, you breathing is at its restricted to its most shallow, the doors open at a larger station when a “row” is cleared and you can relax again for the brief time it take to fill up again.

Did you get the train in thismornign? ...yeah man, I've playing Traintris for 15stops on the central line..

by Moroccan Bob August 28, 2019

taintterm

The area between a man with a squeaky voice balls and ass. Can also mean a person bad at any video games.

Stop being such a taintterm

by Taintterm August 29, 2019

Taint

Adjective used to describe excessive bitterness or sweetness of an alcoholic beverage.

This Vodka Lemonade is really quite taint!

by AT256 October 19, 2019

Taintminder

Steward of the gooch.

I went to lunch with my taintminder

by JerBearBandito November 18, 2019

Taint Tickling

The act of Tickling a Males Taint, Taint Tickling

“I just came back from a taint tickling session” said joe

by Qeertyuiopasdfqwerty April 15, 2020