-I got us a couple fifths.
-Aite, what you got?
-Wild Turkey
-Ah shit, that's cheap. It will get you drunk though.
-Aite, what you got?
-Wild Turkey
-Ah shit, that's cheap. It will get you drunk though.
by PaulWall July 26, 2003
Chris: What you drinkin
Matt: I haven't blacked out in awhile... It's Turkey Time.
Justin: Have fun with that, I'm taking a nap.
Matt: I haven't blacked out in awhile... It's Turkey Time.
Justin: Have fun with that, I'm taking a nap.
by ohiouparty September 23, 2011
when my teacher Ms. Dubois use to walk to the phone with her mouth open and her head bobbing like a fucking pigeon you could tell she sucked many a cock in her day
by heywood jablome January 04, 2005
Jive Turkey Co. is a multidimensional company dedicated to quality service in snowsport, apparel, video and graphic design.
Welcome to the new age. This is a new interweb and we intend to dominate it.
jiveturkeyco.com
~Snowsport
We are the snowsport. Anything snow, we are there. We come from the Midwest. A tough rugged and disgusting place to ski and ride. Our mts. (hills) literally consist of old garbage dumps, rock quarries, and large enough natural hills to justify a chairlift. The conditions are always less than perfect. The Midwest offers icy, cold as hell, slushy, warm, muddy, and tiny resorts. This is home. Not only do we actually ride this shit, we fucking love it!
~Video
Here at Jive Turkey, we provide a video service designed for YOUR personal needs! Such as: private events, commercials, auditions, video design, and much more!
~GFX (graphics)
YOU + US X GFX = Jive Turkey
Jive Turkey specializes in custom graphics. We will work with YOU through the entire creative process. Our GFX specialties include: logos, banners, album art, stickers, flyers, ads, your face and much more!
~Apparel
We design and sell our very own apparel. T-shirts, Hoodies, Hats, and anything we can think of... Maybe even underwear. Fuck yea! We even do custom shirts for sports teams, events, small businesses, or just you!
Welcome to the new age. This is a new interweb and we intend to dominate it.
jiveturkeyco.com
~Snowsport
We are the snowsport. Anything snow, we are there. We come from the Midwest. A tough rugged and disgusting place to ski and ride. Our mts. (hills) literally consist of old garbage dumps, rock quarries, and large enough natural hills to justify a chairlift. The conditions are always less than perfect. The Midwest offers icy, cold as hell, slushy, warm, muddy, and tiny resorts. This is home. Not only do we actually ride this shit, we fucking love it!
~Video
Here at Jive Turkey, we provide a video service designed for YOUR personal needs! Such as: private events, commercials, auditions, video design, and much more!
~GFX (graphics)
YOU + US X GFX = Jive Turkey
Jive Turkey specializes in custom graphics. We will work with YOU through the entire creative process. Our GFX specialties include: logos, banners, album art, stickers, flyers, ads, your face and much more!
~Apparel
We design and sell our very own apparel. T-shirts, Hoodies, Hats, and anything we can think of... Maybe even underwear. Fuck yea! We even do custom shirts for sports teams, events, small businesses, or just you!
1. Jive Turkey makes some badass designs!
2. Jive Turkey does snowsport, apparel, video and graphic design.
2. Jive Turkey does snowsport, apparel, video and graphic design.
by Jive Turkey Co. December 07, 2009
Tim: "Hey man what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Man: "I went over to Cindy's house and we did the Purple Turkey
Tim: "Oh nice!"
Man: "I went over to Cindy's house and we did the Purple Turkey
Tim: "Oh nice!"
by rosk August 04, 2014
by FinnaMyGerber April 04, 2016
Jack: Im gonna take you turkey shooting...
Jill: I cant wait for you to shoot so i can gobble gobble......
Jill: I cant wait for you to shoot so i can gobble gobble......
by dave.c August 08, 2008