noob trap

An unfamiliar game mechanic or other rule that new players will misunderstand, resulting in an undesired outcome for the noob.

Noob trap ex 1:
Mark specced all his skill points into fire damage spells, but little did he know all enemies in the game have 99% fire resistance.

ex 2:
Mark purchased the newly advertised $10 dollar mount from the cash shop, only to find that the next quest he did had a quest reward of the same mount he bought.

ex 3:
Mark attacked the cuccoo in kakariko village one too many times, because he thought it was cute the way the cuccoo ran away. Then the rest of the cuccoos came...

by LOVE-INJECTION October 1, 2018

Back Door Trap Door

When with a woman the male forcefully conducts at least three hours worth of anal, he does this by trapping her when she least expects it and then procedes to enter the back door (HARD anal). If the woman is able to walk the next day then the males technique is incorrect.

"Hey connor whats wrong with your mom"?

"Oh Tim just gave her the Back Door Trap Door last night, this morning has been rough for her".

by sgtFATNUTS February 22, 2013

trade cards

To lose your virginity to someone else who is a virgin, essentially trading each other's v-card.

I hope to someday trade cards with the person I really love. It would be more memorable that way.

by Peterson Mcbee August 30, 2005

Transport Inspector

A Western Australian heavy vehicle enforcement officer who is both insecure and anally retentive. Most likely beaten up repeatedly when they`were a child, this collection of winners patrol the highways and byways of WA making cunts of themselves then high-fiving each other and boasting about how big their cocks are.

Transport Inspector: May I see your licence and permit please?

Truckie: Get fucked.

by juanchavez November 13, 2010

Travelette

A female traveler who isn't afraid to jump out into the unknown world, experience new cultures, do it alone, and have a blast! She can flashpack in fancy places and backpack on a shoestring, she can beach bum or take on huge mountains, she is strong and kind, and always up for a laugh!

That girl is a true travelette.
I am a travelette!
Boy, being a travelette is damn good fun.

by suuuper April 17, 2015

Foot Traffic

When there are so many people on the sidewalk, that you physically unable to walk at a normal pace. Foot traffic is common during rush hours on the way to work or school. Foot traffic can often make short journeys take a long time to travel.

"He was late to math class today because he was stuck in foot traffic"

"Yo! Sorry I couldn't see Catherine today, I was stuck in a foot traffic jam at Toynbee Trail"

by fuckshan May 25, 2019

transabled

Acting physically disabled when in reality you're not handicapped and just stupid

Person 1:"I feel bad for that lady in a wheelchair over there"
Person 2:"Her? She's fine, just transabled. She's probably just mentally handicapped."

by AnAngryMongoose November 18, 2016