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toast

A food superior to all other foods. Especially bread.
I mean, bread goes in a toaster and comes out toast!
(Girl): TOAST IS AMAZING!

(Boy): What's so great about it?

(Girl): ARE YOU A FUCKING RETARD?!?

*Girl hits boy repeatedly in the head with electrical cord*
by Emmaleehh January 3, 2008
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thats so dominic

a sexy beast, who wears pimpo jackets, and gets people (especially named sarah) in trouble in math class!!! but everyone loves him!!!
by rodger siegel February 27, 2009
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Toast Test

A test, usually quite random, to determine how lucky you will be that day. Your luck is determined by how unlikely the thing you predict to occur in the next time period, event, etc. is. The term comes from the first, and most common test, which is dropping a piece of buttered toast on a tabletop. If it lands butter side down, bad luck day. Butter side up is a good day. On it's side means that you should go buy a lottery ticket asap.
It's closely related to the spoon test which is when one puts a spoon under their pillow and then prays for a certain kind of weather the next day. The difference is that no "luck" is achieved by the spoon test, just a certain outcome.
Ancient, archaic forms of this test include plucking daisy petals and saying "he loves me, he loves me not", and breaking wishbones
I predict that 3 birds will land on this windowsill in the next 4 minutes.

My bagel landed cream cheese side up!
-Dude, lucky toast test!
by RedHawk007 December 9, 2009
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Burnt Toast Drunk

On a Drunk Scale of 1-10, it rates a 10. So bloody drunk you black/pass out. See black out Line 1.
Keli: *kicking Heather* ... Hey.. How do you feel...?

Heather: ...Zz..

Keli: Oh.. She's Burnt Toast Drunk!
by Annubrius October 13, 2008
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Cinnamon Toast

Sliced bread that has been browned on both sides with heat that has been coated with a soft, pale yellow, fatty food and then layered with a spice that is dried aromatic tree bark ground into powder and mixed with a sweet-tasting substance, usually in the form of tiny hard white or brown grains.
by T N L Barth March 18, 2013
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marmite on toast

When a person, after having a shit, wipes their arse on a friend leaving a thin layer of faeces giving the appearance of thinly spread marmite.
After eating a banana, Tom made Sindy fresh marmite on toast.
by Rob D Stag June 19, 2008
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Thats how i roll

A phrase one uses when someone attempts to insult them, but they turn it around into a joke.
Johnny: Pssh, nice try-hard gangsta pants.
Dave: Thanks man, coz try-hard gangsta pants are just how i roll. *hi5*
Johnny: *rejects hi5* Your a nerd
Dave: Yeah, but thats how i roll.
Johnny: *rolls eyes and walks off*

Jess: Sarah, your such a skank, hitting on teachers is the most disgusting thing out.
Sarah: Well thats how i roll.
by Sex, drugs & dora-the-explorer October 20, 2008
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