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turtles autograph

A poo smear on the back of your underpants caused by the emerging stool
I need the toilet right now, I've just had the turtles autograph.
by papers July 17, 2011
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dip the turtle

have sex. Comes from the head being shaped as a turtle dipping into a very wet pussy.
"so you spent five hours with the girl, and you didnt even dip the turtle, man!"--Mike and Gary (its a show on Comedy Central)
by bojzzle October 6, 2004
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Turtle Club

A restaurant/bar located in Hoboken, New Jersey known for having bands giving performances there. Delicious food and the lights are very dim giving people such experience.
I stopped by Turtle Club to see Tess and TJ performing before heading to flight school. Tess is such an amazing singer and TJ is very good with guitar.
by NHRHS2010 July 20, 2011
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turtle dove

a small, flightless bird resembling a pigeon with a turtle shell on its back. It is almost completely useless, and lives in a tree all its life owing to the fact if it tries to jump down it will die (the turtle shell means it is too heavy to fly). Their diet composes of leaves, fruit, and any cat/monkey/other that climbs their tree.
how are your turtle doves doing, Dave?
Not very well, Bill. One of them swallowed my cat.
by unoriginally November 22, 2020
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Barking Turtle

noun: A loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes.
I hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond.
by MRia October 24, 2013
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Turtle Shell

A turtle shell is when your dick is so shriveled and soft that it is practically retracting back into you, similar to how a turtle goes into its shell. A turtle shell usually occurs after you have just ejaculated or after you get out of water.
"Dude, my dick is turtle shelled right now since I just got out of the pool"
by Dickle Pickle102 June 16, 2017
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Turtle Breath

Turtle Breath is the fart that precedes the Turtle head. It is directly out of the mouth of the turtle head therefore more rank smelling than usual.
Mate that fart is really RANK!

Yeah I know, it's the Turtle Breath
by Strandhogg December 14, 2012
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