In the context of an online dating profile this means a guy with a thumb sized penis that masturbates constantly
by Lzeb October 03, 2019
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thumb reduction surgery

a term often used when having a thumb war. when your thumb is unnaturally larger than most peoples thumbs. Its what you choose to get when you are self concience about the freakishly large phalangie on your hand so you decide to "size it down". can also be used as a term to put down someone elses large hands.
dude seriously? yo mammas hands so big she needed some thumb reduction surgery!
by slyflyingninja December 27, 2010
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General’s thumb

The act of the male partner sprinkling hot spices over his thumb, followed by him sticking it in the female’s vagina and keeping it there until she salutes.
Bro you already know I gave her the General’s thumb last night.
by Coach George April 11, 2018
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Thumb Bean

It means someone who is named Antiove and is acting like a weirdo
Antiove you’re being such a thumb bean.
by CoastMan20 December 27, 2021
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thumb-holing

Sucking up. Kissing ass. Figurative anal pleasuring
Kyle is always thumb-holing the boss like it's going to get him a raise!
by Petegny March 24, 2020
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Double thumb gipster

To receive two thumbs up the butthole at the same time. Could happen with or without notice. Can be performed by one or two different people.
Bro, last night Mike and Ryan slipped a double thumb gipster
by Gipppppppo May 11, 2023
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The acceleration of typing speed but deceleration of the accuracy in the words , content and context while texting due to thumbs fatigue although thought flows are exponentially high. Also known as FBST syndrome.
I was texting this girl come over to my room but instead I got hit with Fast Brain Slow Thumb syndrome and wrote “Come Over my hoes” so I blew my chances.
by Sassy Sheesh November 24, 2021
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