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Sperm the worm

To ejaculate sperm cell
I'm bored I might just go sperm the worm a little.

spanking the weasel 

His old lady wouldn't put out so Rufus resorted to spanking the weasel on a regular basis.

Peri The Winkle

That one one guy in the squad who has the smallest penis. Often voted on every Friday the 13th.
"Blud, I got named the Peri the Winkle of the squad."
"That's peak Blud..."

Pop the weasel 

To bring one to orgasm. To turn ones "crank" until the load inside doth blow, or "pop".
Amanda didn't do it for ya? I bet I could pop the weasel.

beating the worm 

To masturbate, especially after having not relieved yourself for an extended period of time.
Jake: Man dude, after Em ground on me and then got up I have a serious case of blue balls!
Blake: Looks like you'll need to try beating the worm if you want to feel better any time soon bro.

The rats in the walls 

When you hear noises inside the walls it is usually rats in the walls going woooooohooooooo
Regina: me and my sugar daddy were having fun when we heard loud banging noises in the walls
Rats: oh that was me and MY sugar Daddi in the walls

The rats in the walls mean that rats were frucking in the walls.
The rats in the walls by Weeni November 29, 2019