Dave

the name of your friends dad that you secretly have a crush on.

"Look! It's Dave, aka Cameron's father, who I so badly want to have intercourse with. I dont care if it is consensual."

by Cameron'sStepDad March 16, 2022

Davee

Davee , coolest girl i've ever seen in my entire existence - she's soo cool and friendly!
she loves playing games INFACT SHE'S A PRO GAMER TOO-

whilst being CUTE AND JOYFUL TOO!
Davee is so elegant and I always learn so much from you!
I love davee!!

Davee!

by technoblade14 March 25, 2022

Dave

Male version of a Karen

Don’t call the manager Dave.

by AlfUWU March 25, 2022

Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys

Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.

by Slowam March 30, 2022

Angry Dave

What you get after someone says a mechanic is hard, can also happen after he wipes the raid

-"GOD DAMMIT WHERE WERE MY BIG HEALS"
-Yo who summoned Angry Dave?

by Deehari March 30, 2022

Dave Katz

A fictional soldier from Umbrella Academy who grew up in Dallas Texas. He met and fell in love with Klaus Hargreeves when Klaus accidentally time traveled to 1968 (oops) and then died in the A Shau Valley, leaving Klaus with his dog tags.

Dave Katz was kind and strong and vulnerable and would have enlisted after JFK died if Klaus hadn't gotten involved (he tried bro)

by soupsoupwowza April 1, 2022

On Dave

A phrase that beta-male cucks think is a funny way to say "no lie". In reality this is not a funny phrase and is not catching on.

Thought to be based on a show by the name of "Dave", created by rapper Lil' Dicky (a rapper whose name is a play on his... shortcomings), "On Dave" is commonly used by men lacking clout and/or dick game in an attempt to establish social dominance in a roguish and ape-like manner.

"Aw man, for real?"
"On Dave"

"No cap on a stack?"
"On Dave"

by trentonischildish April 3, 2022