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tom-bate

Somebody who whore's they're way through they're ex girlfriend or boyfriends close friends in an attempt to do 3 things.
i. Boost their own ego.
ii. Get revenge on they're partner.
iii. Make themselves feel wanted.

This can also include passionately kissing they're ex boyfriend or girlfriends, close friends, this will usuallys be under the influence of alcohol.

pronounced - TOM-BAIT
2Dude, that guy is a total tom-bate!"

"Stay away from him I've heard he fucks up friendships, what a tom-bate."
by im-not-a-tombater June 30, 2009
mugGet the tom-batemug.

tom jones

very famous singer originating from the popular comic series of team fortress 2. later, a phoney would go on to impersonate him in the real world. hey may or may not be scouts dad.

his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next
i dont really know how to fit tom jones into a sentence
by potato-lord-69420 October 28, 2021
mugGet the tom jonesmug.

fat tom

One day in the grocery store I let out a grown up fat tom and everyone ran away.
by pattyboyyy October 12, 2011
mugGet the fat tommug.

Tom Holland

The hottest dude you will ever see. I'm not gay but holy shit, I would let Tom Holland do lots of things to me. He is almost as good as Ryan Reynolds.
Eli: "Did you see Tom Holland's new movie?"
Random fellow:"Yea I liked it."
Eli: "Yea it made me want a threesome with Tom Holland and Ryan Reynolds."
Random fellow:"I think you need to get some help."
by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022
mugGet the Tom Hollandmug.

Tom Cruising

When someone runs in well dressed clothes in public.
Person in car:"That guy is Tom Cruising down the road!"
Other person:" What a weirdo!"
by Titanic Anal August 16, 2014
mugGet the Tom Cruisingmug.

Tom Fuck

Tom gets into Tom Foolery with but with no fucks given

Tom is always a fuck

Every group has a fucking Tom
Tom fuck not again

You are such a Tom fuck
by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020
mugGet the Tom Fuckmug.

tom nook

give me those fucking knies
by not jack abrams May 15, 2020
mugGet the tom nookmug.

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