Hardcore Dancing

A type of dance performed at non-punk hardcore shows. It involves violent FLAILING of the arms and legs with no reguard to your friends around you. It was developed to blatantly show you do not belong in the punk subculture and have no roots to it. It is used by kids who are too stupid to learn to skank or circle pit properly. Its not cool in any way and a year later when you "grow out" of whatever fad is big in hardcore, you realize how much of an ass you looked like the whole time. The typical person hardcore dancing is one of the older members of the scene who played in a band but they left the fad and he remains. He doesn't have anything going for him and really only dances to try and impress the young and impressionable girls at the shows. A grade A loser fashion Dance.

"yeah, my buddy just broke my nose for the third time, but its cool because were so hardcore and hes really good at hardcore dancing. Good thing we dont go to those lame punk shows where everyones friends and have a good time. All the big bands said its dead anyway. By the way my moms ordering me a hockey mask soon for shows. She says I have to get a job before I turn 23 next month or I cant have it though. And I cant bring home any more 15 year old girls after 9:30 on weeknights. Other than that I love my life."

by RR77 February 10, 2009

dancing dildo

A gay man, usually blonde hair, who has no common sense and walks around clueless like he'ld rather be getting shagged up the ass.

Mark was acting like a dancing dildo at the office when jim kept tickling him behind the ear with his mothers dildo.

by Ed Sack August 3, 2007

donkey dance

In front of a crowd, ask if they have ever seen the donkey dance, when they say no, let them know you will show them, turn around drop pants and underwear spread legs accordingly, then proceed to swing testies and dick back and forth smackin your ass, while hee-haaw-ing!!

nathan's ol gay ass did the donkey dance on us last night!

by jimmy haynes January 30, 2008

dangle dance

An impromptu dance performed by a gentleman with no pants on.

Mike dropped trou and did a dangle dance in front of the beauty salon.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

hardcore dancing

hardcore dancing is done at hardcore or metalcore shows. A very fast and energetic type of dance, that has many varients.
2-step-when you flail your arms and put one foot in front of the other, usually done not moving
windmill-when you plant your feet and swing your arms fast during a breakdown
spin kick- very fast spin of the body where you shoot your leg out after the first 180
some people on the outside of the pit like to lean in and do one armed windmills/

damn those kids are hXc as hell
look at those kids hardcore dancing thye must be sXe

by pissed off sXe kid September 29, 2006

dance off

as noted in the movie "you got served" people will dance off to settle differences. instead of pulling out you nine and bustin a cap you could easily dance off...the winner gets rights over the loosers property. this property includes but is not limited to bitches, hoes, dog's and or children. it is not uncommon to be bitch slapped (see bitch slap) after the dance off.

MAN 1"hey guys wanna play dance dance revolution at the mall..."
*slap*
MAN 2" mutha fucka i'll bust a cap in yo ass"
MAN 1"how about we settle this with a dance off"
*bitch slap*
MAN 2"no shit face"
*gun fire*
RANDOM STANDERBY"OH GOD THE HUMANITY!!!"

by SWEET LOU June 6, 2005

denim dancing

Dry fucking a broad on the dance floor at a club so hard that she falls over. This is an extreme dance move that most females do not enjoy.

Kris wore a hole in the sole of his shoe while desperately trying to grip the floor while engaged in extreme denim dancing.

by Intense July 11, 2006