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Tard tender

What does your wife do for a living? She’s a tard tender for the county
by Steinbrenda January 9, 2022
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Lil tangerine

A tan so bad it is orange some people say she is the god of all tans acrosss the planet
She is so tanned she is an lil tangerine
by Posit January 11, 2022
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LEGAL TENDER KITING

CENTER OF TRUST

When you take a SERIAL NUMBER of any currency and track spending of it by putting the SERIAL NUMBER on another CHANGE from the original CURRENCY UTILIZED.

Having LEGAL SEX that is for an indefinite time where every SEX ACT is accounted for.
When someone gives you money as where you spend it and what is usually kept track of in some way so you might as well use LEGAL TENDER KITING as it will never have their trust for you bounce away from you but will in essence enhance it greatly.

Hey listen better do it right as LEGAL TENDER KITING is just what they you want to do where if they point you to be FIRST IN LINE you got others that are always SECOND IN LINE and that my friend may infer something.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE April 5, 2022
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twat tender

Money placed into the vagina after sex.
Hey baby don't forget to stuff this pussy with that twat tender this pussy needs to get paid
by BroKen jensen February 24, 2022
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The Tanner

Well, you know a normal tanner, right? Well, the act of doing "The Tanner", is to, while your room door is open, uhh- how do I say this- pee on your carpet.
Guy 1 : So, last night, right?
Guy 2 : ...What about it..?
Guy 1 : Well, I decided to do The Tanner.
Guy 2 : EW WHY
by Abney The Ugly Rat April 11, 2022
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Joshua tanner

The beauty of all beauties, loved by everyone but limits his circle to only his favourite people.
OMG I wanna marry jt (joshua tanner) ~every girl ever
by Urbanboy6942069 April 19, 2022
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Justin Tanner

He is the tyrannical and ruthless ruler of Duloc, occasionally extending his reign to the Focus People domain. He wears his signature outfit of mainly red and black. He wears a red hat with white top and red cape to match his red tunic with black sleeves. He also wears red gloves with gold trims, black pants, a black belt with a gold buckle around his waist, and black boots.
That guy just put Shrek and Donkey in jail! It must be Justin Tanner.
by Wrangle January 11, 2023
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