Taint Handle 

The act of inserting a soft tube object from anus to vagina. Replicating a handle so the person's partner may pick them up carry them or enjoy.

Me and Greg taint handled last night. He carried me over 30 feet.

Taint Handle by Titanthetainttickler March 9, 2019

Tainter Tots 

This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+

Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.

Tainter Tots by Stoney69 March 23, 2019

Taint Scrape 

When you tear your ass in between your vagina and butthole and it forms one big hole

Me: Hey Dad, my ass and vagina are one big hole
Dad: Yeah, That’s probably just a taint scrape.

Taint Scrape by biggay420gayass April 30, 2019

Taintgasm 

All you do is take a knife and cut open your taint and get someone to fuck it

I'm craving a gnarly taintgasm... pass the knife

Taintgasm by Sweaty vangina cock April 30, 2019

Tainted 

When ones face is abused by another man's taint. Therefore he is tainted!

That guy over there was the first to pass out at the party , dude was tainted!

Tainted by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

taint snake 

"taint snake" a buddy that will not get out of own way, lazy taint snake

"lets call Mike" no that fucker is a lazy taint snake

taint snake by spazfly June 17, 2019

Taint 

Nickname for Billy when he rubs $20 bills on his lips after it has been on my taint.

Billy has taint lips.

Taint by BoVanColvin June 25, 2019