Ass medallion

Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.

Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!

by Silty Loam June 14, 2016

glacier ass

Extra-large but soft and massively overflowing ass.

Check out the lady on the scooter! Her glacier ass is spilling over into aisle 4!

by Lothario the Scandalous November 2, 2014

ass-hearted

The act of half-heartedly doing something half-assed.

I really didn't care enough to properly not care about fixing the door, so I did an ass-hearted job.

by Organic Robot June 18, 2009

Diamond Ass

An ass that’s so tight if you stuck a piece of coal up there you’d have a diamond in a week.

May reference just an incredible, tight, sweet ass. Or, may reference someone that is an uptight fucker.

Rachel got a diamond ass. It was so tight I barely got in.

Doug is a diamond ass.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Captain Ass

Individual who goes out and beyond the call of duty to make a total asshole out of himself whether it be too much to drink or just in general acting like a real asshole..

Here we go again....Tommy's making Captain Ass again!!!!

by CYN1CAL MIKE July 28, 2009

Garden ass

This phenomenon happens when you see someone in their yard while driving around and they're standing and bent over tending to their garden. 99 percent of the time it's not a pleasant site and it can produce recurring images in your mind of a large object stretching out Capri pants to maximum capacity.

"Since the weather has been better lately, I'm seeing garden ass all over the place whenever I'm driving around."

by 13th May 24, 2013

ass nail

*ass nail*; pronounced (*ahs*)-(*nael*)

The occurence of being fingered up the anus too vigorously by another individual (or by yourself) where a shard or a whole nail is left behind inside your anus.

eg. "What's taking you so long in the bathroom Andrea?"

"FUCK OFF MUM I'M SHITTING ASS NAILS

by DreyAndLanceTheAwesome. January 28, 2010