Texas Juggling

roping a steer while shooting a rattlesnake with your right hand while rubbing one out with your left hand.
"hey Billy-Joe, you weren't at the line dance last night, not feelin well?

Nah, the missus was at her church meetin so i stayed home last night and practiced my texas juggling"

by inerlogic iner inerl0gic January 24, 2009
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Childress Texas

A town in Texas, close to the Oklahoma state line, but not so close that it smells like Oklahoma. Home to morons who think it's cool to wear their prison guard uniform at all times as if it actually means something to work for minimum wage at the prison. There are also douchebags that drive diesel pickups and pull 40' cattle trailers containing one horse (with saddle) at all times. These same douchebags are 90 days behind on their diesel pickup payments.
Childress is also home to a smattering of chain restaurants and locally owned eateries, all of whose food all tastes like it was warmed underneath the same 300watt bulb.
Childress is famed for it's successful hospital, employing underpaid niggers that can't buy their own homes, a 100 year old newspaper owned by a self-important former cocaine addict, and the newly added 501 winery to serve Childress' many alcoholics.
Most of the population is relatively unattractive, yet kind and they try to make you feel at home even if you're an asshole.
Damn I need to take a dump. I'll stop in Childress Texas before I cross into Oklahoma....they don't have room for any more shit over there.
by billybaptist January 25, 2011
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texas longhorn

is committed while a female is sleep and you jack off and when you get ready to bust a nut you shove your dick down her throat
i gave your mom a texas longhorn last night.
by sheriff bufford t justice February 16, 2008
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texas rodeo

When you are doing a girl doggy style and have ur friend hide in the closet with a video camera. When you call him/her out of the closet you hang onto the girls tits and see how long you can hang on for.
I exampled it in Definition and background.
by Lee January 21, 2005
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texas mudsickle

when your almost to orgasm when having sex with a girl and you put your wang in her poop shoot one time and "bust" in her mouth.
That girl puked after being surprised with a texas mudsickle.
by Class2002aew August 28, 2006
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Texas Beltbuckle

Step 1: Go into concealed room and unzip pants
Step 2: Make sure cock is hanging out of pant zipper
Step 3: Cover cock with shirt, for example: pulling it down over your pants
Step 4: Walk out of concealed room
Step 5: Step up to somebody, and ask them a question.
Step 6: Raise shirt to reveal cock.
Man, wasnt my Texas Beltbuckle fuckin hilarious?
by Shoen October 12, 2003
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Canadian Texas

A small town located in the Panhandle of Texas. Very boring, known for its many mexicans and many pot smokers. The few people that inhabit it are "canadians" though they are not in any way from Canada and are not fluent in anything BUT spanish.
(random person)
"Oh look! it says they're from Canadian Texas! Dudes! Are you from Canada?? C'mon say it! Say "eh?"

(canadians)

"Fucking morons, it says we're from TEXAS!"
by Mildred Carson. August 29, 2008
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