Staten Island Girl

I would like to say that all Staten Island girls are not the same. I am not like the stereotypes. Yes, I was born on Staten Island. And yes I own a couple coach bags. And a Northface. But why is that a bad thing. Coach is very popular. So is The North Face brand. So why is liking these things so stereotypical. If I went to Connecticut and was wearing my Coach bag and my Northface and straightened my hair.. would everyone whisper to eachother.. oh, i think she is one of those staten island girls. I don't think so. So why is it so important to try and put us down. Because I take pride in what I look like I got to be called trashy. How does that make sense. But on the other hand. If I didn't straighten my hair.. and had an ugly bag from Walmart. And no jacket. You people with all your negative opinions would still have something to say. right... you would probably say hey look at this dirtbag.. where is she from.. lets talk shit about her because she is not the same as all the other girls we talk shit about.. I don't get it. Are you mad because when you were 12 the pretty girls wouldn't talk to you??
You want to know what sucks.. I am a girl, living on Staten Island.. and because of all this trash talk. I can't be proud of where I come from. I never went tanning a day in my life. And I am 24. I have friends from both the north shore and the south. I don't pretend to be something I'm not. And I am Italian. But I don't think I can make "One phone call" and think your just going to disappear. I hate drama. Save that shit for tv. I cant stand the "OMG no way.. you bitch, you stole my bf." If he wants you, he was never good enough for me.. so you can have him. Now both of you leave me alone, I don't care!! And Im not rich.. I work for everything I have.. and I have a Maxima, Not an Altima..I don't drive like everyone else.. I drive better. I just think all this stuff is bullshit. Staten Island is boring. But its the suburbs. It's supposed to be boring. And I would love to move .. but I don't want to live in Jersey. So I'm just stuck here. I guess.

P.s. Just because a white boy tires to be tougher than he is, does not mean he is trying to be black. He is just trying to be tough.
And not all Staten Island Girls are whores. Most of them are just easy. And Naive...

by Not Your Average S.I. Girl March 10, 2009

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Person 2: Go outside any major city for 5 minutes then say that again.

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