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STECS

An acronym for the phrase, "Serial Toon Eating Cerial Soon."

In mid 2003, two individuals by the name of LILDAWGG and serialtoon, plotted an act that would take place that year, and possibly the following if all went well. After compiling dozens of facts from previous conversations that the two men had, the known phrase came about and it came hard.

Hours later, the letters S.T.E.C.S were made into a logo and printed out into stickers for their own personal use. The stickers struck an idea in the minds of these geniuses. Months later each state and city in the United States were struck with a hard form of vandalism on various street corners, apartment building doors, and anywhere else they came along as they traveled to get the name out to the public.

To this day, STECS has been one of the most organized, well thought out, and most dangerous sticker dominations we have ever seen in the history of vandals. Not one person has came forth with any information or photos of the two creators, of which will always be, a classic running joke to the ones who have spotted it along the way.
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STECS is here for world domination
by Anonymous April 12, 2004
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Stechel

noun (n); the portion of the epidermis which connects the balls to the shaft.
Mind the stechel!
by The Shambler December 7, 2003
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Second Great Contraction

The worldwide financial crisis of the late 2000s that started with widespread the American subprime mortgage defaults and led to the collapse of many overleveraged Wall Street firms such as Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers. The resultant recession has been deep and both monetary and fiscal policy have taken unprecedented steps in order to curtail its negative impact in efforts to prevent the credit markets from freezing and to stimulate spending.
Everyone keeps comparing the Second Great Contraction to the Great Depression, but only time will tell how similar they truly are.
by berryfrusion June 14, 2009
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Second Hand Dick

When you touch an object that has just been touched by a dick; in most cases that object is a hand. like if someone jerks off and you touch their hand after
Sabrina holds jeffs hand.
jeff says i just held my dick with that hand when i went pee
sabrina says WTF u just gave me second hand dick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by sabbycat14 February 4, 2010
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5-Second Rule

1. When you're having sex with a pregnant woman and the fetus falls out onto the floor, you have 5 seconds to get it back in or else you must eat it.

2. When you trip and fall on the ground and your homie yells "5-second rule" and starts eating your ass.
1: Guy: Uh oh honey, it just popped out! My bad!

Girl: Well I guess you have 5 seconds to put Cleetus back in.

Guy: Oh, right the 5-second rule!

Oops it's too late now.
*Shoves Cleetus down his throat*

Girl: *Cries*

2: Bro 1: Watch out, your dick's untied.

Bro 2: *trips on dick and faceplants*

Bro 3: 5-second rule!

Bro 1 and 3: Start eating Bro 2's ass.
by Mike Hawksmall December 16, 2019
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Admiralty Secondary School

People assert dominance on the first day of school to see who would be voted as class chairman.
Mr Chong greets everyone no matter what and is a great teacher.
Admiralty Secondary School is a school I'd go to without regrets.
by SangwooOh August 21, 2021
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Cape Hatteras Secondary School

CHSS is a school with only 300 students in it and hosts grades 6-12. Most of the guys here are tall, average, white fuckboys who will send pics of their dick to literally anyone. Here, everyone who is born on this island is related to each other so if you thought Alabama was bad, you haven’t come here yet. The middle schoolers try to act cool and like they are older than they are. The high schoolers are all just annoying as shit. Welcome to Cape Hatteras, where you can smell death before you even walk in. Last thing to remember is it’s a small ass school and if you do anything the whole school will know in a millisecond.
Wow i just got here and i already hate this place more than my old school? I must be at Cape Hatteras Secondary School
by yee haw fuckers January 27, 2019
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